The Dirty South Suite: 2 BR Condo Upstairs from Dirty South Bar
Rental
Rental
Welcome to your ultimate South Florida escape! This upstairs condo sits right in the heart of historic downtown Stuart, where beachy vibes meet vibrant nightlife. Just steps from waterfront dining, tiki taxis, and local bars, this spacious retreat sleeps up to 8 guests—perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, group getaways, or a sun-soaked weekend with friends.
Inside, you’ll find a laid-back coastal style with all the comforts you need, plus the charm of Stuart’s historic district right outside your door. Want to level up your stay? Choose from exclusive packages like private bartenders, in-house yoga sessions, or even your own DJ to keep the party going.
With Palm Beach just up the road and Miami or Orlando only a short drive away, this sunny spot puts you in the middle of it all while keeping the small-town coastal charm that Stuart is famous for. Whether you’re cruising around in a golf cart, bar-hopping downtown, or soaking up the waterfront views, this is your new favorite Florida getaway.
Provided by Dirty South Bar
Joined September 2025
From
Visit the property’s booking site to check availability and get more information on the property.
Palm Beach, FL
This is an approximate location
Nestled in the historic downtown district of Stuart, Florida, this is your chance to stay right where the action is. Known for its vibrant mix of fishing culture, beachy vibes, and lively nightlife, downtown Stuart offers something for everyone—from waterfront dining and tiki bars to boutique shopping and scenic riverwalks.
From your second-story condo, you’ll enjoy breathtaking views of the water and downtown, a rare perspective only a few get to experience. Unlike other areas, downtown Stuart has very few vacation rentals, making this a truly exclusive spot to call your home base. Explore on foot, hop on a tiki taxi or golf cart, and immerse yourself in the charming streets and waterside energy of this one-of-a-kind coastal town.
Exploring downtown Stuart and the surrounding area couldn’t be easier! Whether you’re arriving by car or train, getting here is simple. Once you’re in town, hop on a tiki taxi for a scenic waterfront ride, grab an Uber to check out the nightlife, or cruise around in a golf cart for a playful, local experience. Everything—restaurants, bars, boutiques, and riverfront spots—is just minutes away, so you can spend less time traveling and more time sipping, laughing, and soaking up the sun.
Our condo comfortably sleeps up to eight gas, making it perfect for groups, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or family getaways
From the second-story condo you'll enjoy sweeping views of downtown Stuart, and the water a rare downtown perspective that most visitors don't get to see.
Yes! We offer, private bartenders, in-house yoga sessions, private, DJs, private, chef, curated, cocktails, and fully stocked fridge curated to your beverage, desire plus full bar rental downstairs. We want to make your stay extra memorable and packages are optional, and can be arranged in advance.
We're in the heart of historic downtown Stuart steps away from waterfront, restaurants, Tiki, bars, boutique shops, and nightlife. It's a rare opportunity to stay in downtown, where most accommodations are not available.
Getting around is easy drive, take the train, or hop on a Tiki Taxie Uber, or golf carts to explore downtown area and nearby attractions.
Yes! There's parking available for guests – perfect for those who drive in from nearby cities, or fly in and rent a car.
Absolutely! Walk to waterfront restaurants a bar down below and boutiques or Hoppe to Tiki Taxi golf car for a mini adventure downtown.
We welcome bachelorette/bachelor parties and group getaways for large events. Please reach out in advance, so we can discuss details and ensure a smooth day.
Unfortunately, we do not allow pets at this property at this time.
You're staying right in historic downtown Stuart with a rare second-story view of the water in downtown streets – one of the few if not only Airbnb's in his prime location combine that with optional, private bartenders, DJs and yoga, and you've got a truly unforgettable, South Florida experience.