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The World's Only D*ck Arcade: Austin's Newest Interactive Experience (BYOB)

About this experience

What you'll do:

Slick Dick's Wild Ride, Austin's newest Interactive attraction and the World's Only Dick Arcade is now open on the Eastside at Springdale Station next to ABP.

Featuring our mechanical peen ride, Marvin, who sits in a giant ball pit on top of an inflatable, surrounded by sequin walls and mirror ceilings, disco tech lighting, and professional sound. Marvin, our Mechanical Peen Ride, was 100% custom-made and designed by us. Marvin was built with the female gaze in mind, designed to be a cute little character that you wanna vibe and hang out with. Marvin truly has a personality all his own, and we can't wait for you to meet him.

Test your skills at smashing the patriarchy on our Whack-A-Dick Machine (another machine that was 100% custom-made and designed by us) or try your luck at grabbing a peen plushy with Jean Claw Van Dayum! Be the star of your own show and live out your Beyonce fantasy on our Magic Hour Stage: rock out to your favorite songs on our karaoke machine, rainbow arched lighting, a spinning stripper pole, and an air vent for that Beyonce hagiography moment. Then shop our merch for plenty of goodies!

Why we love it for your party:

  • FOMO-proof (You'll leave with the absolute best Insta & TikTok content that will make all your followers jealous AF and left wondering where their invite was. Our space was purposefully designed to be photographed and put you in the best possible light with our moody Disco Tech lighting, and our professional sound system will make you and your friends want to get up and dance.
  • Immersive & interactive (Dive into an immersive experience that will transport you into a new dimension where you must tame the bologna pony to escape. Get ready to be a part of the action!)
  • Customizable (Share your Spotify Playlist with us, and we'll turn up the volume and make it BUMP!)
  • MERCH (We have the coolest merch in town. Enjoy our wide selection of custom Slick Dick's gear, fun peen-related goodies, and we even have a spicy section)
  • Fuel the fun (Don't let the hanger get you down; bring some snacks! We want you to get comfortable and enjoy the space; if snacks do it for you, we're here for it. Or you can BYOB, just no glass, please)
  • LGBTQ+ friendly (We're proudly LGBTQ-owned and have worked to create an inclusive space for everyone. Join us for LGBTQ+ events that radiate positivity and acceptance)
  • Woman owned (Slick Dick's is owned and operated by two fiercely feminist women who are not only business partners, but BFF's)

About this experience partner:

Welcome to Slick Dick's Wild Ride: A Photo-friendly interactive playhouse for adults in Austin, TX. If you're looking for something unique and fun to do for your bachelorette, birthday, or a just have a good time with your friends - we're the spot for you!

Additional information:

  • BYOB - no glass
  • Gratuity is not included, but always appreciated
  • Comfy clothes

Book Your Experience

1 Hour Private Party

Starting at$300per party

1hr

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for an hour (up to 10 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 10 guests.

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1.5 Hour Private Party

Starting at$450per party

1hr 30min

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 1.5 Hours (up to 15 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 15 guests.

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2 Hour Private Party

Starting at$600per party

2hr

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 2 Hours (up to 20 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 20 guests.

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Location

979 Springdale Rd Suite 112, Austin, TX 78702, USA

Cancellation Policy

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generous Cancellation Policy

Full refund on cancellations with 7+ days notice. No refund within 7 day window.

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Choose a Booking Option

1 Hour Private Party

Starting at$300per party

1hr

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for an hour (up to 10 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 10 guests.

See Availability

1.5 Hour Private Party

Starting at$450per party

1hr 30min

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 1.5 Hours (up to 15 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 15 guests.

See Availability

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Then Select Optional Add On's

Bachelorette Party Bag

$42per person

The perfect pairing for any Slick Dick's Party is our perfectly curated bachelorette party bag so you don’t have to go running around Austin trying to find the most hilarious and embarrassing swag for your bride-to-be! Our bag contains, a Jiggly penis tiara with veil, Sash that triumphantly proclaims “Last penis forever!”, Light up diamond ring, and a Penis Shaped Squiggle Art Straw for slurping up all those margaritas!

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