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World’s Only Dick Arcade: Austin’s Dirtiest Interactive Experience with Mechanical Penis Ride and BYOB

About this experience

What you’ll do:

Welcome to the world’s only dick arcade, Austin’s most dirty and hilarious interactive experience guaranteed to leave you speechless! This adults-only playground features a mechanical penis ride, Marvin, who sits on top of a ball pit surrounded by sequin walls and mirror ceilings for double-take-worthy Instagram shots. Plus, test your skills smashing the patriarchy on the whack-a-dick machine, or grab a penis plush toy with our custom claw machine, Jean Claw Van Dayum! Your next bachelorette party, girls’ night, or late-night adventure won’t get more memorable than this!


Why we love it for your party:

  • FOMO-proof - guaranteed to leave your IG followers wondering “WTF?!”
  • Immersive & interactive - get ready to be at the center of the dick-riding action
  • Customizable - share your Spotify Playlist with us and we'll make it BUMP!
  • Merch - check out our custom gear, fun peen-related items, and a spicy section
  • LGBTQ+ friendly - as a proud LGBTQ-owned business, we celebrate positivity and acceptance for all!
  • Woman-owned - owned and operated by two fiercely feminist women who are business partners and BFF's!


Additional information:

  • BYOB - no glass, please!
  • Gratuity is not included but is always appreciated
  • Please wear comfy clothes


Get to know this partner:

Welcome to Slick Dick's Wild Ride: A photo-friendly interactive playhouse for adults in Austin, TX. If you're looking for something unique and fun to do for your bachelorette or birthday or have a good time with your friends - we're the spot for you!

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Generous Cancellation

Generous Cancellation

This experience offers a full refund on cancellations with 7+ days notice.

Lowest Price Guarantee

Lowest Price Guarantee

If you find it cheaper, we’ll refund the difference.

Satisfaction Guarantee

Satisfaction Guarantee

We guarantee you'll have a great time or your money back

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  • 1 Hour Private Party

    Starting at$300per party

    1hr

    Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

    Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for an hour (up to 10 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

    Recommended length of time for up to 10 guests.

  • 1.5 Hour Private Party

    Starting at$450per party

    1hr 30min

    Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

    Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 1.5 Hours (up to 15 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

    Recommended length of time for up to 15 guests.

  • 2 Hour Private Party

    Starting at$600per party

    2hr

    Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

    Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 2 Hours (up to 20 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

    Recommended length of time for up to 20 guests.

Location

Austin, TX

979 Springdale Rd Suite 112, Austin, TX 78702, USA

Cancellation Policy

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generous Cancellation Policy

Full refund on cancellations with 7+ days notice. No refund within 7 day window.

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Alysha B.

May 2024 • Bachelorette Party

Veryyyyy entertaining. The vendor does not take cash so make sure you have a credit card if you’re from out of town.

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Book Your Experience

1 Hour Private Party

Starting at$300per party

1hr

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for an hour (up to 10 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 10 guests.

1.5 Hour Private Party

Starting at$450per party

1hr 30min

Ready for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Austin? Look no further! Slick Dick's Wild Ride promises a wild time that's perfect for every occasion, from bachelorette parties, birthday parties, and divorce parties to truly one-of-a-kind date nights and everything in between.

Enjoy exclusive access to Slick Dick's with your friends for 1.5 Hours (up to 15 people total). Unlimited Dick rides on Marvin & Whac-a-Dick plays, capture hilarious moments at photo-ready stations, and a gift bag for the guest of honor.

Recommended length of time for up to 15 guests.

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